"Uh, hon, that's quite an insidious laugh you've got going there. You're kind of scaring me."
"Ha! I have the ability to cloud men's minds!"
"I believe it. Things are already getting a little hazy. In my defense, I did clean out the garage."
"Yes, The Shadow knows, wrongdoer. Nevertheless, I'm going to have to take you back to my lair.
Wait, did The Shadow have a lair? I don't remember."
"Um, he was rich, wasn't he? He had a well appointed lair suite, I think."
"Well, whatever. You're coming with me back to the bat cave!"
"It wasn't the bat cave, sweetheart. That was..."
"Are you arguing with the Forces of Justice?!!"
"Who me? No!—Wow, I see you have two weapons.
"Oh, I have more than that. I want you to put my hands above my head."
"Don't you mean my hands above my head."
"Alright! Crime does pay!"
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