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The Path To Enlitenment

2/24/2096

 
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As I continued my journey through this enchanted land, I pondered the seriousness of my fate.
​
Would I survive? I wondered.
​Would I be up to the fearsome tests that were foretold by 

The Kamodian Warlock?

 Would I find The Great Ancient River and the peace it brought?

As the afternoon waned, I came upon a crossing.
​
There, standing with an ominous casualness,was a great beauty wielding unbelievable power.

I steeled myself. I knew what I had to do.

I approached and called out,

"Oh, Incredible Guardian, favor me with your deep, mysterious riddle
that I may search my mind and soul for the wisdom to answer—and gain the right to pass!"
​

"Mmm?" she responded rather distractedly, "Oh, right. Deep, mysterious riddle. Let's see now, uh, 

TWO PRIESTS AND A RABBI WALK INTO A BAR...!"

"Wait, wait!" I cried. "That can't be right!
A riddle! A deep, mysterious riddle! Not some lame joke!"


"Oh, of course," she answered, "A riddle."

"WHAT IS BLACK AND WHITE AND READ ALL ...!?"

"No, no, no, no!" I interrupted.
"That can't be right, either! Where is the profundity? Where is the cosmic insight?
I need to be challenged so that I might find The Truth within myself
​and be blessed with the gift of passage!"


"You wish to pass?" she asked, standing aside. "Then you have only to—proceed."

I thought for a moment and then boldy strode forward, crossing over to the other side.

I was unsure of what had happened and what it meant, but I had made it.
​
​I started to walk on.


I heard a rustling behind me. I looked over my shoulder
and saw that it was ​the Incredible Guardian following me!
​

"Hey, hey!" she was saying. "HOW MANY BLONDES DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?!"

I quickened my pace.

"Hey, wait up!" she called out. "I'm here all week!"
​

I started to run. In the distance behind me I heard her voice shouting out,

"THERE ONCE WAS AN ETHEREAL DEMIGOD FROM NANTUCKET...!"

I have yet to find The Great Ancient River but I'm counting my blessings.


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             Orientalische     Andreas Meyer
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